Why I’m not ‘really into sex’

I’m still not “really into” sex.

But if you’re like me, you probably can’t imagine how much I love to watch the action on my TV sets.

I mean, what could be more exciting than watching a woman get her boobs jiggled by a dude on a swing?

And then, of course, there’s the fact that the show I love so much — I’m talking, of all the shows I watched, How I Met Your Mother — has been around for years.

If you want to know how I met my girlfriend, you can read about it here.

But I’m a huge fan of Sex and the City and have a huge crush on the cast and writers, so I’m going to try to keep up with the latest episodes.

The thing is, there are so many sex scenes that I can’t possibly get into.

There are so few.

The show’s writers seem to think they’re giving a free pass to sex and violence, but the sex scenes they do include, like the one with Rachel and Joey, are absolutely appalling.

That scene has been circulating in the media for years, and I think I’ll take my chances and see if I can find a sex scene I can enjoy.

And there are a lot of sex scenes in Sex and The City.

Let’s just take a look at some of the worst ones I could find.

1.

A young woman is raped by her mother 2.

A man has sex with a child, but his wife says she can’t be with him 3.

A woman is assaulted by a man who calls her “baby.”

She says, “No,” to him 4.

A guy goes to his mother’s house to “prove” to her that he’s a man.

The woman says, to him, “I’m not.”

She’s raped by the man and then later raped by another man 5.

A girl is kidnapped by a group of young boys.

She is raped and then beaten and left to die 6.

A boy has sex in front of his mother and then is brutally murdered 7.

A married man, while his wife is at work, has sex for three hours with a stranger.

The wife says, he’s not nice, but he’s good.

8.

A couple is in bed when the husband starts to feel guilty and decides to take the “morning off” 9.

A pregnant woman is dragged from her apartment by her boyfriend and raped 10.

A boyfriend has sex at his wife’s house and then rapes her 11.

A husband and wife are in bed and the wife has to leave the room because of the pregnancy.

The husband is forced to have sex with her.

Later, the wife’s husband goes back to her apartment and starts having sex with his wife again 12.

A lesbian woman has sex while a boyfriend and her daughter watch 13.

A wife is assaulted and raped by a husband.

14.

A gay couple is having sex in a restaurant.

The man has to take his time and get close to the woman 15.

A male friend is invited to go to a gay bar, where the gay guy starts to get sexually excited.

He pulls out a gun and starts shooting at the bar.

The friend tells the bartender, “We’ll leave it to you guys.”

The bartender starts yelling, “Wait!” and then the man shoots the man.

16.

A teen boy is forced into a “play” with a boy he doesn’t know.

He doesn’t even know who he is, so he just goes along.

17.

A heterosexual couple has sex on a beach, but it’s really hot and there are two boys playing on a boat.

The guy who is being sodomized says to his wife, “You can’t have that.

You have to be with me.”

He’s sodomised by the boy.

18.

A divorced couple has to work on their marriage, and the couple is living in a motel.

They decide to have dinner at the same place.

The other guests are all friends, and they decide to invite the couple to their house for dinner.

The couple goes to the same restaurant.

19.

A person is raped in front a woman, then the woman is forced out of her apartment.

20.

A father is watching TV while his daughter is having a party.

When he notices the woman with the kids and her boyfriends, he gets a hold of his wife and she tells him to leave.

He then gets a phone call and the boyfriends come over and demand money from the girl’s mother.

The dad says to the boyfriend, “That was my wife, don’t you think she should get the money?”

He says to her, “It’s your money.”

The boyfriend then demands money from her.

21.

A house guest is raped, then killed, then has sex and has to watch it all on TV 22.

A homeless man who’s living in the middle of nowhere is beaten and killed by a gang. The gang